Cid funny shayari sms in hindi

A for apple B for banana…
A for apple B for banana…
ACP PRADYUMAN ne kaha: kuch bhi ho jaye daya,
goli mat chalana…

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Pani se khelo par aag se na khelo
Wah wah !!!
Pani se khelo par aag se na khelo
DAYA ISKE FINGER PRINTS TO LELO

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Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai..
wah wah . .
wah wah..
Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai
ACP Pradyuman kehta hai “Daya ye Atmahatya nahi Khun Hain “..

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Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
ACP bola’Muzhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha..’

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Maine tumhein dhunda yahan wahan
Wah Wah
Maine tumhein dhunda yahan wahan
Wah Wah
Daya aakhir laash gayi to gayi kahan.

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CID dekhne alag hi ehsaas hai…
wah wah…
CID dekhne ka alag hi ehsaas hai…
“Daya kaatil yahi kahi aas paas hai”!

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Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro…
Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro…
ACP bola “Fredricks ghar ka kona kona chan maro…

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Kya ada kya jalwe tere paaro
Wah wah
Kya ada kya jalwe tere paaro
Wah Wah
Daya aur abhijeet ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro…

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Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai,
shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai..
Oh my god sir, ye to mar chuka hai!

Mumbai jana hai mumbai jaoo
Delhi jana hain delhi jaoo
Abhijeet sheher main jitne bhi dealers hain subka pata lagaao..

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Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi…
Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi…
Ye baat jaankar ACP ne apni ungli hilayi

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Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..
Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..
Daya sabut dhundho yahi kahi milega!

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Kato gholo aur lagao.
Kato gholo aur lagao.
Waah…Waah…
Kato gholo aur lagao.
Acp ne kaha,”Daya ye no kiska he jaldi se pata lagao.”

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Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi…
Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi…
Daya, Khuni Ko Us K Guneho Ki Saja Jaroor Milegi..!

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paani se khelo,aag se na khelo…
paani se khelo,aag se na khelo…
Daya,zara in sab ke fingerprints to lelo…

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Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai…
Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai…
Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID wali shayari banata kaun hai !!

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Aajkal CID ki shayari ka kahar hai
Aajkal CID ki shayari ka kahar hai
Dr. Salukhe bole iski maut ki wajah ZAHAR hai

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Dekho kitna pyaara khargosh hai
Dekho kitna pyaara khargosh hai
Daya inko chhod do , ye dono NIRDOSH hai

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5 Rupaye ka 1 samosa,10 rupaye ke do
Wah Wah !!
5 Rupaye ka 1 samosa,10 rupaye ke do
-DAYA- DARWAZO TOD DO

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6 Responses to Cid funny shayari sms in hindi

  1. good sms and joke dil khush ho gaya

  2. abhijeet khondre says:

    I like it

  3. indiasucks says:

    i likes it

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