Cid funny shayari sms in hindi

A for apple B for banana…
A for apple B for banana…
ACP PRADYUMAN ne kaha: kuch bhi ho jaye daya,
goli mat chalana…

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Pani se khelo par aag se na khelo
Wah wah !!!
Pani se khelo par aag se na khelo
DAYA ISKE FINGER PRINTS TO LELO

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Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai..
wah wah . .
wah wah..
Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai
ACP Pradyuman kehta hai “Daya ye Atmahatya nahi Khun Hain “..

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Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
ACP bola’Muzhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha..’

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Maine tumhein dhunda yahan wahan
Wah Wah
Maine tumhein dhunda yahan wahan
Wah Wah
Daya aakhir laash gayi to gayi kahan.

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CID dekhne alag hi ehsaas hai…
wah wah…
CID dekhne ka alag hi ehsaas hai…
“Daya kaatil yahi kahi aas paas hai”!

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Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro…
Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro…
ACP bola “Fredricks ghar ka kona kona chan maro…

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Kya ada kya jalwe tere paaro
Wah wah
Kya ada kya jalwe tere paaro
Wah Wah
Daya aur abhijeet ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro…

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Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai,
shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai..
Oh my god sir, ye to mar chuka hai!

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Mumbai jana hai mumbai jaoo
Delhi jana hain delhi jaoo
Abhijeet sheher main jitne bhi dealers hain subka pata lagaao..

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Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi…
Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi…
Ye baat jaankar ACP ne apni ungli hilayi

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Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..
Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..
Daya sabut dhundho yahi kahi milega!

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Kato gholo aur lagao.
Kato gholo aur lagao.
Waah…Waah…
Kato gholo aur lagao.
Acp ne kaha,”Daya ye no kiska he jaldi se pata lagao.”

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Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi…
Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi…
Daya, Khuni Ko Us K Guneho Ki Saja Jaroor Milegi..!

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paani se khelo,aag se na khelo…
paani se khelo,aag se na khelo…
Daya,zara in sab ke fingerprints to lelo…

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Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai…
Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai…
Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID wali shayari banata kaun hai !!

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Aajkal CID ki shayari ka kahar hai
Aajkal CID ki shayari ka kahar hai
Dr. Salukhe bole iski maut ki wajah ZAHAR hai

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Dekho kitna pyaara khargosh hai
Dekho kitna pyaara khargosh hai
Daya inko chhod do , ye dono NIRDOSH hai

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5 Rupaye ka 1 samosa,10 rupaye ke do
Wah Wah !!
5 Rupaye ka 1 samosa,10 rupaye ke do
-DAYA- DARWAZO TOD DO

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